Thanksgiving Tradition: The Beer Mile

Here are the rules of the Beer Mile: four beers, four laps on the track, penalty lap for puking.

If that’s not a formula for a fun Thanksgiving tradition, then…yeah, about that. It sounds like type-two fun. But the beauty of type-two fun is that it seems like a good idea before you do it, and way, way down the road, after the memory has faded, you might decide it was actually fun.

This isn’t a Boulder tradition (my friend Adam does this every year when he goes home to Indiana for Thanksgiving), and it’s not an outdoors tradition, either. It’s not news, and it’s not even a good idea. But it’s so ridiculous I had to share…

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