News flash: You’re not a pro.

I expected to get a lot of hatemail for telling aggro athletes to chill the fuck out.

Instead, I’ve received fan mail. It seems I’ve hit a nerve.

(Then again, I might still get that hatemail!)

If you’re wondering about the inspiration for this, well… I believe in transparency, so I’ll confess that:

  • I don’t have grip-strength putty…but I have a grip donut on my desk here in Dailyland.
  • I turned down a friend’s slacklining picnic one Saturday because “it would interrupt my sendfest.”
  • I have been known to ask people if they have tickets to the gun show.

However, I’ve never thrown a crash pad in disgust or sold a bike-plus-soul online.


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