I expected to get a lot of hatemail for telling aggro athletes to chill the fuck out.
Instead, I’ve received fan mail. It seems I’ve hit a nerve.
(Then again, I might still get that hatemail!)
If you’re wondering about the inspiration for this, well… I believe in transparency, so I’ll confess that:
- I don’t have grip-strength putty…but I have a grip donut on my desk here in Dailyland.
- I turned down a friend’s slacklining picnic one Saturday because “it would interrupt my sendfest.”
- I have been known to ask people if they have tickets to the gun show.
However, I’ve never thrown a crash pad in disgust or sold a bike-plus-soul online.